A couple of totally random things I saw today that made me laugh as I was going about my day being non productive:
1) Boxes full of dolls heads (Not dolls, but DOLL HEADS!!)
2)A piece of black fabric on the ground that I initially had thought was nothing, then saw other people staring at it too and then I gasped to figure out that it in fact, was still nothing.
3)Three middle aged men on their cell phones telling whoever was on the other end about this "really cool" car that was parked on the street (all at the same time). You're middle aged!! Surely you've seen and done some really amazing things that require phone calls!!
4)A hunk (no, not piece) of bread that looked strangly like a fish head placed right underneath a bus stop.