In a box!

I wish I was a superhero, so I could keep you safe. No sex, no limo trucks, just someone to put you to bed at night. I'd put you in a box, and take you with me everywhere I went. Don't worry, it would be a very comfy box. I'd ward away all the bad, sad, thoughts in your head. Maybe that's why people have those tiny little purse dogs, so that they can keep something safe. You wouldn't be able to die though. I've learned that I don't deal with death very well.