I swear someone stole my bootie.

No not bum. My booties. Ya know, down booties. They keep my feet nice and toasty warm. They're like little sleeping bags for my feet! When I switched rooms from the cruise ship way back when, I didn't have them with me. (Where are they??!! ARGG!!) And then I thought, "o well, it's summer." It's. not. summer. anymore.

my feet are cold.